Oh, Valentine, We've Lost Our Minds! by Dan Gutman

Author:Dan Gutman
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Publisher: HarperCollins
Published: 2014-10-16T16:00:00+00:00

“I apologize,” he said. “May I taste your earwax? The perfume you are wearing . . . smells like elephant poop. Looking at your face . . . makes me vomit.”

“Pee Air!” said Mr. Granite. “That is inappropriate language to use in school!”

Wow, Pee Air must have believed everything we told him about speaking English. That guy will fall for anything. Andrea looked like she might start crying.

“I thought I was your special valentine,” she said to Pee Air.

“You are, Andrea,” said Pee Air. “Your face is like . . . an unwashed armpit. I would like to sprinkle your toenail clippings . . . on my breakfast cereal.”

“That’s not nice to say!” Andrea said.

“I fart in your general direction,” said Pee Air.

“That’s it!” said Mr. Granite. “Pee Air, go to the principal’s office!”

“What . . . what did I do?” asked Pee Air.

Me and the guys were falling all over each other trying not to laugh. This was going to be the best Valentine’s Day ever!

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